Some friends at the office have been talkin shit about the work out program they are doing… P90X. So the challenge has been thrown down, attempt to find my former 6-Pack abs. I know where they are, I have been hiding them under the Jell-o that is my belly. See, if I didn’t hide them, all the young hotties would be like “Damn, who is that hot mo-fo grandpa dude hanging out over there. Tell him to set the walker to the side…. I gots to get me some of that.”
Now I have to get my hands on the P90X workout program and some tools of the trade. So I visited the BeachBody web page and that shit is expensive!!! I might as well just go down to the hospital and get freakin liposuction for that price. 3 easy payments of 39.99 plus 15 bones for shipping.. WTF? Thats $135 just to get started, or $1.50 per day for the 90 days. Shit, that fat hog Susan Sommers could feed a pack of starving ethiopians for 6 months on that coin. And what is up with the $15 shipping and handling? Are you shipping that shit in a gold plated box? Its some DVDS and some books, not a Ming Vase. Stick the dvds inside the pages of the book, wrap it a few times with Duct tape, slap a couple of stamps on it and drop it in the mail!!
I guess I know what I will be doing the next few days…. inviting myself over to my friends house so I can secretly steal his copies while he is out fetching me cold beers while we watch the game. Hopefully I can steal the entire set before November 29th, cause thats when I want to start.