Finally!!! I am finished with core cardio and balance. My shoulders are now strong enough where I can actually lift off the ground and fly during the shoulder burner sequence. Of course I simply smashed my head on the ceiling when I did get airborn, knocking myself unconsious for 10 minutes. During my brief time knocked out, I had a horrible vision of Dreya Weber standing over me asking if I would like a “hugger”. The more she asked the larger the bulge in her spandex would get…. I think she was getting a boner. I awoke screaming when she got close and started trying to hug me and her face transformed into Tony Horton!!!! Good God what a nightmare. I now have a 2 inch high goose egg on the top of my noggin, and mental and emotional scars to last a lifetime.
I am so looking forward to the Fit Test. But what really concerns me is that it says….. And Max Interval Circuit. What the fuck? They think that I am going to be able to do an ENTIRE workout AFTER I do the Fit Test? No flipping way.
Look for updated results in the next post…. I WILL beat Tania and Chris on all items. errrr… I hope so anyways. Well maybe on 1 or 2???